1. : Asian tragedy

    It is without a doubt one of the greatest tragedies of the asian world.  The loss of culinary sensibility in the asian girl.  What was once passed down through the generations as a sort of feminine glory is now dismissed by either laziness, poor parental guidance or construed feministic thought. Note the Or not And.

    There is something wrong when 8 out of 10 asian guys can cook better than the average asian girl.  Most of the guys I know can roast, stirfry, steam, deep fry, marinate, stew, and grill.  Most girls can only…bake.  Okay, but what’s the difference between baking and cooking? isn’t the former a subset of the latter? Hardly.  Cooking feeds you.  Baking fattens you.  Cooking requires sensibility, instinct, and a creative palate while baking most often depends on a certain lady named Sarah Lee and a sweet tooth.

    Which makes me very very appreciative when I meet a girl who can cook, or better yet, a girl who can cook with more variety, creativity, and cleanliness than the average asian male.  To all the asian girls who are making their people proud, thank you, and Godspeed.